the_water_clock: abstract painting (No. 61 (Rust and Blue) 1953)
Author: Clio
Title: Let's Take Some E!
Pairing: E!/American Idol: Ryan Seacrest/Joel McHale, Ryan Seacrest/Simon Cowell
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Giuliana thinks Joel has a crush on Ryan. Simon thinks Ryan should just do something about it.
Length: 3000 words
Disclaimer: People sort of own themselves, don't they? Which means this is a work of fiction.
Notes: Yes, I have written E!slash. But I'm starting to agree with Giuliana that Joel McHale, host of The Soup, does have a little crush on Ryan; he certainly talks about him a lot. Warning: there is a little bit of noncon at the start, only not really because come on, it's Ryan, and he'd rather use charm. Written after a conversation with [livejournal.com profile] allysonsedai, who along with [livejournal.com profile] lillijulianne gave it the once-over, but also secretly dedicated to another dear friend who shall remain nameless.

I know, I know, the whole thing is ridiculous. Absurd. Criminal, even. But just go with me here. It ends well. )
the_water_clock: abstract painting (No. 61 (Rust and Blue) 1953)
Author: Clio
Title: Something Good Waiting Down This Road
Pairing: American Idol: Blake Lewis/Chris Richardson
Rating: PG-13
Summary: On being on tour.
Length: 400 words
Disclaimer: People sort of own themselves, don't they? Which means this is a work of fiction.
Notes: A Cake ficlet that I did for [livejournal.com profile] birdisland's commentfest the other week. Set during the tour.

It wasn't, as Chris would say, classy. )
the_water_clock: abstract painting (No. 61 (Rust and Blue) 1953)
Author: Clio
Title: Feels Like the First Time
Pairing: American Idol: Ryan Seacrest/Simon Cowell
Rating: PG-13
Summary: They're in Ryan's old room, at his parent's house—what do you think they're going to do?
Length: 200 words
Disclaimer: People sort of own themselves, don't they? Which means this is a work of fiction.
Notes: Written as part of [livejournal.com profile] birdisland's comment fest and based on Simon and Ryan staying at Ryan's parents' house when they were in Atlanta for Idol auditions. Warning for some related roleplaying; also refers to Ryan and Simon's first time together, a story Ryan tells here.

Please be gentle … )
the_water_clock: abstract painting (No. 61 (Rust and Blue) 1953)
Author: Clio
Title: Happy Birthday, Simon!
Pairing: American Idol: Ryan Seacrest/Simon Cowell
Rating: PG
Summary: Ryan has a surprise for Simon waiting in LA.
Length: 100 words
Disclaimer: People sort of own themselves, don't they? Which means this is a work of fiction.
Notes: This birthday drabble assumes that Ryan and Simon were still in Omaha today for Idol, or at least, this morning. Totally unbeta'd.

'What did you get me?' )
the_water_clock: abstract painting (No. 61 (Rust and Blue) 1953)
Author: Clio
Title: My Summer of Love
Pairing: American Idol: Ryan Seacrest/Simon Cowell
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Ryan took a holiday the week between A Concert for Diana in London and Eva Longoria's wedding in Paris. Three guesses as to what he was up to, and the first two don't count.
Length: 10,500 words
Disclaimer: People sort of own themselves, don't they? Which means this is a work of fiction.
Notes: HUGE thanks to [livejournal.com profile] dana_kujan and [livejournal.com profile] allysonsedai for their beta work and for a couple of key suggestions. The entire thing is NOT NC-17, though it does get dirty in places. Also, play spot the romcom reference! There will be one for each of the seven days. Headers taken from various Donna Summer songs.

It's a jolly holiday with you. )
the_water_clock: abstract painting (No. 61 (Rust and Blue) 1953)
Author: Clio
Title: Stanley and Livingstone
Pairing: American Idol: Simon Cowell/Ryan Seacrest
Rating: PG
Summary: In which Ryan and Simon realize that Africa changed everything. Set during Idol Gives Back week.
Length: 2000 words.
Disclaimer: People sort of own themselves, don't they? Which means this is a work of fiction.
Notes: Thank you to [livejournal.com profile] dana_kujan for the excellent beta! (I hate commas; could you tell?) I imagine that Ryan and Simon's African Honeymoon—you know, when Ryan said, "We learned how to have fun again"—had a lot to do with the copious amounts of Rymon we saw this year, and it was only now that I figured out how to write about it. Contains references to their fight over the Teri Hatcher mess, in Even Cowgirls Get the Blues.

I am a white man in Africa )
the_water_clock: abstract painting (No. 61 (Rust and Blue) 1953)
Author: Clio
Title: The Field Equations of Gravitation
Pairing: American Idol: Simon Cowell/Ryan Seacrest
Rating: PG
Summary: In which Ryan reminds Simon that missing someone is better than not having someone to miss.
Length: 900 words.
Disclaimer: People sort of own themselves, don't they? Which means this is a work of fiction.
Notes: This is for [livejournal.com profile] dollsome, for two reasons. One, I've written a lot of porn lately, which isn't exactly her thing, and two, she always posts when Simon is on Ryan's morning show. Kinda fluffy but hopefully also funny. A totally unbeta'd casual little piece about what happened after Simon called Ryan "darling" on his radio show last week.

It started with a slip of the tongue. )
the_water_clock: abstract painting (No. 61 (Rust and Blue) 1953)


Author: Clio
Title: High Art
Pairing: American Idol: Ryan/Simon, Chris/Blake
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Simon and Ryan have a little party, to which only Chris and Blake have been invited.
Length: 9600 words
Disclaimer: People sort of own themselves, don't they? Which means this is a work of fiction.
Notes: So let's end this momentous season for both Rymon and singerslash with a bang: multipart foursome smut! Huge thanks to [livejournal.com profile] allysonsedai for being a great beta and [livejournal.com profile] cakeforever for being a great inspiration, and David Hockney for painting naked boys in California swimming pools—and all the paintings in this story, including the header, Portrait of an Artist (Pool with Two Figures) 1971.


'We can have them both over for dinner and a little party on Saturday.' )
the_water_clock: abstract painting (No. 61 (Rust and Blue) 1953)
Author: Clio
Title: Go Fish
Pairing: American Idol: Simon Cowell/Ryan Seacrest
Rating: NC17
Summary: The story of how Ryan put one over on Simon, and they both (almost) got what they really wanted.
Length: 2500 words
Disclaimer: People sort of belong to themselves, don't they? Which means this is a work of fiction.
Notes: Set during season 2 auditions in Miami, and based on a (true) story Simon tells in his book. Because everything I write is in the same 'verse, it can be considered a prequel to Who's Afraid of Janis Ian.
Thanks to [livejournal.com profile] dollsome and [livejournal.com profile] thepodsquad for posting the quote that inspired this story, [livejournal.com profile] ladyjaida for her enthusiasm and encouragement, [livejournal.com profile] evil_erato for a last minute gut check, and [livejournal.com profile] dana_kujan for the excellent beta that absolutely made this story better.

But you know I can't leave well enough alone … )
the_water_clock: abstract painting (No. 61 (Rust and Blue) 1953)
Author: Clio
Title: 26 Short Drabbles about Simon and Ryan
Pairing: American Idol: Simon Cowell/Ryan Seacrest
Rating: 01-11, 14-25, PG; 12-13, R; 26, NC-17.
Summary: A series of post-show backstage conversations between Simon and Ryan, plus one bonus phone call.
Length: 2600
Disclaimer: People sort of own themselves, don't they? Which means this is a work of fiction. Attributions for the quotes used for the titles in the end notes.
Notes: Inspired by other fandoms, as well as [livejournal.com profile] 26_drabbles, I wrote a dialog drabble for each Season 6 performance show from the semifinals through the final two, with results shows where appropriate. Includes references not only to goings-on on Idol, but also the Rymon stories I've written, because I always seem to think in continuing stories. 11 incorporates a conversation I had with [livejournal.com profile] dana_kujan. 01-20 and 26 looked over by [livejournal.com profile] evil_erato. 21-25 looked over by [livejournal.com profile] ali_wildgoose who gave crucial suggestions on 25.

Huge thanks to everyone who read and enjoyed these as the season went along, especially my fellow Rymon fans. Your conversations about each episode often inspired these drabbles, and your enjoyment of them added to the fun I had this season.

01 The Case of the Homosexual Panic )
02 Boys Will Be Boys, and So Will a Lot of Middle-Aged Men )
03 From the Ranks of the Freaks Who Suspect They Could Never Love Anyone )
04 That's Not Purple, Mary; That Color Out There Is Mauve )
05 I'm Still Not to Be Had for the Price of a Cocktail, Like a Salted Peanut )
06 Her Voice Was Ever Soft, Gentle and Low—an Excellent Thing in a Woman )
07 He Turned to Me as If to Say: Hurry Boy, It's Waiting There for You )
08 Only Me Beside You, Still You're Not Alone )
09 Tell Me, Do You Want to See Me Do the Shimmy Again? )
10 Sometimes You Make Me Want to Build a Model of the Eiffel Tower out of Belgian Waffles )
11 No Use Permitting Some Prophet of Doom to Wipe Every Smile Away )
12 I Don't Want to Forget How Your Voice Sounds )
13 Charm to Sooth a Savage Breast )
14 The Sweetheart Rides the Rodeo Again )
15 Bitter Turns to Sugar )
16 Just Slip Me On, I’ll Be Your Blanket )
17 There Is a Light Through That Window )
18 Never Wash You Off My Face )
19 Well You’re Already in That Cage, Baby; You Built It Yourself )
20 Your Voice Across the Line Gives Me a Strange Sensation )
21 Show Me a Smile Then )
22 I Can’t Believe They Let You Run Around Free )
23 Green Can Be Cool and Friendly-Like  )
24 The Fundamental Things Apply  )
25 For Once I Can Say This Is Mine You Can’t Take It )
26 I Need You So Much Closer )
Title Quotes )
the_water_clock: abstract painting (No. 61 (Rust and Blue) 1953)
Author: Clio
Title: Better Than Chocolate
Pairing: American Idol: Simon Cowell/Ryan Seacrest
Rating: PG13, for sexual suggestions.
Summary: It's the Saturday after the Finale and for the first time Simon isn't going anyplace.
Length: 800 words
Disclaimer: I made it all up. People sort of own themselves, don't they?
Notes: A fluffy-like-an-angora-rabbit epilogue to Tipping the Velvet and Even Cowgirls Get the Blues, dedicated to [livejournal.com profile] ladyjaida for her betas and general cheerleading of all my Rymon-ing. Thanks to [livejournal.com profile] evil_erato for giving it the once-over.

“We’re domesticated,” Simon said. )
the_water_clock: abstract painting (No. 61 (Rust and Blue) 1953)
Author: Clio
Title: Even Cowgirls Get the Blues
Pairing: American Idol: Simon Cowell/Ryan Seacrest
Rating: NC17
Summary: One would think it would be Simon that would have difficulty giving up his independence now that he and Ryan are in a relationship. But one would be incorrect.
Length: 4800 words
Disclaimer: I made it all up. People sort of own themselves, don't they?
Notes: Once again speedily and expertly beta'd by [livejournal.com profile] ladyjaida. A sequel to both Who's Afraid of Janis Ian and Tipping the Velvet, this story takes place in late March and early April of this year, between the top 10 (Lisa's elimination) and the top 9 (Mandisa's).
I just want to note, given the plot point with which I'd ended Who's Afraid of Janis Ian, my vague freak out when I heard that Ryan really has bought a new house from Kevin Costner.

In some jurisdictions what I was doing would probably be considered stalking. )
the_water_clock: abstract painting (No. 61 (Rust and Blue) 1953)
Author: Clio
Title: Tipping the Velvet
Pairing: American Idol: Simon Cowell/Ryan Seacrest
Rating: NC17
Summary: Simon and Ryan's new relationship is going smoothly (well, smoothly for them) when Simon suddenly turns into King of the Oversensitive People. Ryan just has to trust that Simon will clue him in to what is really bothering him . . . eventually.
Length: 3300 words
Disclaimer: I made it all up. People sort of own themselves, don't they?
Notes: Demanded by some, speedily and expertly beta'd by the delighful [livejournal.com profile] ladyjaida. A sequel to Who's Afraid of Janis Ian, this story takes place about two months ago, during the semifinals and the first night of the final 12.

I had no idea what bug crawled up his ass and he wasn't talking, so I just patted him and waited for the hints. )
the_water_clock: abstract painting (No. 61 (Rust and Blue) 1953)
Author: Clio
Title: Who's Afraid of Janis Ian?
Pairing: American Idol: Simon Cowell/Ryan Seacrest
Rating: NC17
Summary: It's a one-time thing. It just happens a lot.
Length: 2800 words
Notes: Title comes from a Television Without Pity recap by Jacob, which can be seen here, and was the "inspiration" for this bit of whatever that would not leave my head until I wrote it down. The main story takes place immediately after last week's show where Anthony Federov was voted off.

It's a one-time thing. It just happens a lot. )

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