FIC: Happy birthday, Simon! (AI: Ryan/Simon, PG)

[the_water_clock]

Author: Clio
Title: Happy Birthday, Simon!
Pairing: American Idol: Ryan Seacrest/Simon Cowell
Rating: PG
Summary: Ryan has a surprise for Simon waiting in LA.
Length: 100 words
Disclaimer: People sort of own themselves, don't they? Which means this is a work of fiction.
Notes: This birthday drabble assumes that Ryan and Simon were still in Omaha today for Idol, or at least, this morning. Totally unbeta'd.

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"Happy birthday. darlin'!"

"What did you get me?"

"I can't give it to you yet."

"Why not?"

"Well, your car is in LA."

"Yes."

"And the buckets and hoses and chamois cloths are in your garage."

"Right."

"And the cheerleader costume is in my upstairs closet."

"You remembered!"

"Watching Dodgeball with you was a memorable experience. I had no idea you felt so strongly about Alan Tudyk."

"Mmm, I can't wait to get back to LA."

"Until then, we can just skip to the end. After all, there's plenty of soap and water in the bath."

"Happy birthday to me."

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Comments

[lillijulianne.livejournal.com]

the beauty of this is that even though i've never seen dodgeball it's obvious what's going to happen. scary, and obvious. i love these two the way you write them.

[lessthangreat.livejournal.com]

it's obvious what's going to happen. scary, and obvious.
Ya know, that really is the Rymon way. :)

[dana-kujan.livejournal.com]

Hee. The gift that keeps on giving...

[sistermagpie.livejournal.com]

Bwahahaha!