Author: Clio
Title: Let's Take Some E!
Pairing: E!/American Idol: Ryan Seacrest/Joel McHale, Ryan Seacrest/Simon Cowell
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Giuliana thinks Joel has a crush on Ryan. Simon thinks Ryan should just do something about it.
Length: 3000 words
Disclaimer: People sort of own themselves, don't they? Which means this is a work of fiction.
Notes: Yes, I have written E!slash. But I'm starting to agree with Giuliana that Joel McHale, host of The Soup, does have a little crush on Ryan; he certainly talks about him a lot. Warning: there is a little bit of noncon at the start, only not really because come on, it's Ryan, and he'd rather use charm. Written after a conversation with
allysonsedai, who along with
lillijulianne gave it the once-over, but also secretly dedicated to another dear friend who shall remain nameless.
( I know, I know, the whole thing is ridiculous. Absurd. Criminal, even. But just go with me here. It ends well. )
Title: Let's Take Some E!
Pairing: E!/American Idol: Ryan Seacrest/Joel McHale, Ryan Seacrest/Simon Cowell
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Giuliana thinks Joel has a crush on Ryan. Simon thinks Ryan should just do something about it.
Length: 3000 words
Disclaimer: People sort of own themselves, don't they? Which means this is a work of fiction.
Notes: Yes, I have written E!slash. But I'm starting to agree with Giuliana that Joel McHale, host of The Soup, does have a little crush on Ryan; he certainly talks about him a lot. Warning: there is a little bit of noncon at the start, only not really because come on, it's Ryan, and he'd rather use charm. Written after a conversation with
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( I know, I know, the whole thing is ridiculous. Absurd. Criminal, even. But just go with me here. It ends well. )