Extremely well-written, I must say! And I'm strangely flattered that my comment inspired it...

But ah. I think I'm just too conservative for this fandom. I am straining... I am trying... but I just can't hear any iteration of Hermione saying "Fuck me harder!" Ginny, hell yeah. Female!Blaise? Yeah. But Hermione?

*laughs, then suddenly sobers up*

Anyway, hope your hangover gets better soon. They suck, don't they?