Please, you think they'd send Ron? THIS is the funniest single line I've read in ages. My sides are aching now. Oohouch. As soon as I can breathe again properly, I need to go thank Aja again for having a birthday -- and for pointing the way to your LJ and to this, the funniest of the whole batch of AJA-inspired humour fics.

Thank you. You made my evening!