Okay, loving this, if only for the fact that I can see and hear this conversation happening at oh, 10:01 on Wednesday. I don't have to say how well you characterize Ryan and Simon, you know all that haha. The best part of it all though was the end - I didn't even need to think twice about Simon already being in the shower, that was a given, but just the lightheartedness of the scene, the fun, quirky feeling or it...Ryan and Simon are having fun (or at least they will be very soon), we're having fun reading about it, and you're having fun writing it, and that all comes across in this drabble.

"I just—that beatch better step off!"
Ryan Seacrest needs a copy of this fic because he needs to say this.