I always called the colors:Pink, blue, yellow, green, brown and cat throw up.

OMG, not the clergeyman! Poor Ryan. He's barely keeping himself together--the man really does need to fall apart dramatically. Simon knows when to step it up. Oh, Clay.

Also a small thing, but I love how you've got Ryan in there brushing his teeth. First because in fanfic often people will have their characters puking and then happily making out and...gross. But this is more about character. Of course Ryan would be booking it into the bathroom after his unfortunate incident.