OK, I'm going to get this review up before I touch the laptop the wrong way and it turns itself off again. :-/

I love this. I keep seeing Simon everywhere these days and I can't stop thinking about him as a sexy fuckbeast and I lay that completely at your feet.

And this: "I've been courting you, you fucking moron!" is priceless. And you have definitely mastered the WNGWJLEO dynamic here. How I long to see them not-sharing a house.