the_water_clock: Ryan and Simon canoodling (Imagine Me and You)
Author: Clio
Title: Ninety-nine
Pairing: American Idol: Ryan Seacrest/Simon Cowell
Rating: G
Summary: Eric is bending the rules, Emily is under the weather, Ryan is worried, and Simon is awake for all of it.
Length: 600 words
Disclaimer: People sort of own themselves, don't they? Which means this is a work of fiction.
Notes: Based on the 'verse in Imagine Me and You and takes place between the final chapter and the epilogue of that story. Prompted by [personal profile] jenncho and [profile] rosiedlotrfan on a kissing meme on my journal. Fulfills the "illness—minor" square of my [profile] schmoop_bingo card. Beta'd by the always-awesome [profile] lillijulianne

One thing they have managed is to always have dinner together, the four of them )
the_water_clock: abstract painting (No. 61 (Rust and Blue) 1953)
Author: Clio
Title: That Certain Feeling
Pairing: American Idol: Katharine McPhee/Elliott Yamin
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Hirsuite suits her. In men, that is.
Length: 700 words
Disclaimer: People sort of own themselves, don't they? Which means this is a work of fiction.
Notes: Title from the Gershwin song. Fulfills the "nuzzling" square on my [profile] schmoop_bingo card. Beta'd by the always-awesome [profile] lillijulianne. If you want to see how they got together, please see Different for Girls.

So Katharine has a thing for facial hair )
the_water_clock: abstract painting (No. 61 (Rust and Blue) 1953)
Author: Clio
Title: Score, score, score, score!
Pairing: American Idol: Ryan Seacrest/Simon Cowell
Rating: NC-17
Summary: The cheerleader who volunteers to wash Simon's car isn't quite what she seems—and Simon is more than happy to take advantage of the situation.
Length: 2100 words
Disclaimer: People sort of own themselves, don't they? Which means this is a work of fiction.
Notes: Fills the "uniforms/military fetish" square on my [community profile] kink_bingo card!
Referred to in the drabble "Happy Birthday Simon!" so pre-season 7. Other than that just some good old-fashioned role-playing pwp.

She bent over at the waist to pick up the pail, giving him an excellent view of her tight little arse, encased in bright red knickers that matched her uniform )
the_water_clock: abstract painting (No. 61 (Rust and Blue) 1953)
Author: Clio
Title: Saving Face
Pairing: American Idol: Ryan Seacrest/Simon Cowell
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Ryan didn't think that anything was going to change between him and Simon, but Simon had other ideas.
Length: 3900 words
Disclaimer: People sort of own themselves, don't they? Which means this is a work of fiction.
Notes: Takes place during season 4. A rewritten and expanded version of "Who's Afraid of Janis Ian?", the very first Ryan/Simon fic I ever wrote and a good story but it never really felt like me. This one does.
Thank you to [personal profile] dana_kujan for looking this over!

It's about as far from real life as anyone could get. )
the_water_clock: abstract painting (No. 61 (Rust and Blue) 1953)
Author: Clio
Title: Desert Hearts
Pairing: American Idol: Ryan Seacrest/Simon Cowell
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Sometime during the third season Ryan started to care, and that's when everything went wrong.
Length: 1300 words
Disclaimer: People sort of own themselves, don't they? Which means this is a work of fiction.
Notes: Fills the "experimental: biting" square on my [livejournal.com profile] kissbingo card!
This is a bit darker than my usual style, but hey, I already wrote the happy ending so there you go! Many thanks to [livejournal.com profile] dana_kujan and [livejournal.com profile] honestys_easy for looking this over!

Sex was the fuel that kept the engine running even when the car had left the road )
the_water_clock: Ryan and Simon canoodling (Imagine Me and You)
Author: Clio
Title: Dick Clark Will Have His Revenge on Times Square
Pairing: American Idol: Ryan Seacrest/Simon Cowell
Rating: PG
Summary: Three and a half years into their marriage, Simon and Ryan still didn't see eye-to-eye about children. And now suddenly Simon has decided he wants Ryan to kiss him at midnight. Ryan tried not to attach too much significance to any of it.
Length: 1000 words
Disclaimer: People sort of own themselves, don't they? Which means this is a work of fiction.
Notes: [personal profile] ignaz recently hosted a "Seacrestmas" on her journal where this story made its commentfic debut. And in a way Ryan does own the holiday week, between his Christmas Eve birthday, then hosting both the Christmas morning Disney parade, and New Year's Rockin' Eve.
This story takes place Christmas-New Year's 2014, between the final section and the epilogue of Imagine Me and You.

You know, Dick Clark always kisses his wife at midnight. )
the_water_clock: Ryan and Simon canoodling (Imagine Me and You)
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Author: Clio
Title: Imagine Me and You
Pairing: American Idol: Ryan Seacrest/Simon Cowell
Rating: NC17
Summary:Ryan and Simon have been working together on Idol for eight years and dating for almost as long; they've got their London-LA relationship down to a science. They hide in plain sight, they get close friends to pose as girlfriends, and if they combine business and pleasure on a few trips, no one is any the wiser.
But when Simon decides to leave the show, one of them will have to find the courage to do what it takes to keep them together. Luckily they have friends like Ellen and Elton to show them the way out.
Length: 19,000 words
Disclaimer: People sort of own themselves, don't they? Which means this is a work of fiction.

Written for the [livejournal.com profile] rpf_big_bang. Art by [livejournal.com profile] engel82. See masterpost for further notes and thanks.

masterpost | art | mix | fic

mezhgan, ellen, julianne, sharon, emily and eric )
the_water_clock: abstract painting (No. 61 (Rust and Blue) 1953)
Author: Clio
Title: All Over Me
Pairing: American Idol: Ryan Seacrest/Simon Cowell
Rating: NC-17
Summary: When Simon Cowell met Ryan Seacrest it wasn't love at first sight, but it was certainly something at first sight.
Length: 3000 words
Disclaimer: People sort of own themselves, don't they? Which means this is a work of fiction.
Notes: Their first meeting has been referred to a few times in some of my other stories, including High Art. Here's the whole story, which obviously takes place during season 1. Contains a reference to So Much Depends Upon a Blue Honda Civic.
Thanks to [profile] ignazwisdom and [personal profile] dana_kujan for the beta and the support! All errors are my own.

The 'professional host' half of the duo was a radio personality, who Simon assumed would come complete with a rather loud voice, brisk efficiency, and a face not made for television. )
the_water_clock: abstract painting (No. 61 (Rust and Blue) 1953)
Author: Clio
Title: He's Got a Million Dollar Car
Pairing: American Idol: Ryan Seacrest/Simon Cowell
Rating: PG
Summary: It's been a long night. Right now Ryan and Simon just need a little comfort.
Length: 300 words
Disclaimer: People sort of own themselves, don't they? Which means this is a work of fiction.
Notes: Title and cut text from "Jealousy" by Liz Phair, though Ryan knows he has no one to be jealous of.

I can't believe you had a life before me )
the_water_clock: abstract painting (No. 61 (Rust and Blue) 1953)
Author: Clio
Title: Affinity
Pairing: American Idol: Ryan Seacrest/Simon Cowell
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Ryan is sunshine and sunny optimism and go-getting and fast cars and Los Angeles. He is not rain and dark humor and fatalism and Tube strikes and London.
Length: 1600 words
Disclaimer: People sort of own themselves, don't they? Which means this is a work of fiction.
Notes: Originally written for the Porn Battle on Dreamwidth, to the prompt "London rain," only I totally missed the deadline. Also inspired by Ryan's recent trip to London, where he and Simon visited a gentlemen's club. Thanks ever so to [livejournal.com profile] ali_wildgoose for the beta.

To Simon Cowell, Ryan Seacrest in London didn't quite make sense. )
the_water_clock: abstract painting (No. 61 (Rust and Blue) 1953)
Author: Clio
Title: So Much Depends Upon a Blue Honda Civic
Pairing: American Idol: Ryan Seacrest/Simon Cowell
Rating: G
Summary: Simon understands that cars are memories.
Length: 200 words
Disclaimer: People sort of own themselves, don't they? Which means this is a work of fiction.
Notes: I've been organizing fic today and in my travels I came across this double drabble that I'd never posted. It will likely become part of a later Rymon fic, but I may as well post it as is—though it probably should have a warning for fluffiness. Title adapted from the William Carlos Williams poem.

So Much Depends Upon a Blue Honda Civic. Ryan/Simon, G. )
the_water_clock: abstract painting (No. 61 (Rust and Blue) 1953)
Author: Clio
Title: Different for Girls Chapter 1 of 7: But Not For Me
Pairing: American Idol: Katharine McPhee/Elliott Yamin
Summary: Kat's recent heartbreak has left her a changed woman—and now her old friend Elliott is seeing her in a different light.
Chapter Rating: PG
Chapter Length: 2400 words
Disclaimer: People sort of own themselves, don't they? Which means this is a work of fiction.
Notes: Thank you, thank you, thank you [livejournal.com profile] lillijulianne. While this story is a sequel of sorts to her sequence of stories about Blake, Chris and Kat, which can be found at [livejournal.com profile] stepintomyocean, there's probably enough information here to read this on its own. All you need know is that Kat had been engaged to another man at the time she was fooling around with Blake and Chris.

1: But Not For Me | 2: I've Got a Crush on You | 3: Nice Work If You Can Get It | 4: You've Got What Gets Me | 5: They Can't Take That Away From Me | 6: How Long Has This Been Going On? | 7: Aren't You Kind of Glad We Did?

I was a fool to fall and get that way )
the_water_clock: abstract painting (No. 61 (Rust and Blue) 1953)
Author: Clio
Title: Don't Stop the Music
Pairing: American Idol: David Cook/Adam Lambert
Rating: R for language/suggestions, perhaps
Summary: Adam isn't sure why David wants to take part in a celebrity ballroom dancing competition, but he's supportive in his own way.
Length: 450 words
Disclaimer: People sort of own themselves, don't they? Which means this is a work of fiction.
Notes: So I was listening to Rhianna's "Don't Stop the Music" on the train this morning, which always reminds me of last year's Idol Gives Back, and Cook singing this song with Lacey Schwimmer basically shaking his hips for him, and then that made me think of Dancing with the Stars, and that made me think about, well, what if Cook went on DWTS and partnered with Lacey and danced a samba to "Don't Stop the Music"? And then this happened.
Awesomely and instantly beta'd by [livejournal.com profile] locumtenens.

You're just jealous )
the_water_clock: abstract painting (No. 61 (Rust and Blue) 1953)
Author: Clio
Title: Serving in Silence
Pairing: American Idol: Ryan Seacrest/Simon Cowell
Rating: R for some dirty talk.
Summary: Ryan needs a girl to bring along on his trip to Simon's house in Barbados, but a friend knows just the person for the job.
Length: 1800 words
Disclaimer: People sort of own themselves, don't they? Which means this is a work of fiction.
Notes: Sara Jane Underwood, 2007 Playboy Playmate of the Year, went down to Barbados with Ryan but then wasn't seen with him again. Thanks to [livejournal.com profile] ali_wildgoose and [livejournal.com profile] evil_erato for their beta talents!

The call came from Paris. )
the_water_clock: abstract painting (No. 61 (Rust and Blue) 1953)
Author: Clio
Title: Pinks
Pairing: American Idol: Simon Cowell/Ryan Seacrest
Rating: PG
Summary: In which Simon figures out how to comfort a Ryan who doesn't want to be comforted.
Length: 775 words.
Disclaimer: People sort of own themselves, don't they? Which means this is a work of fiction.
Notes: Insta-reaction to the Emmys. Insta-beta'd by [livejournal.com profile] ali_wildgoose

Simon had said last year that he wouldn't go again and he didn't. )
the_water_clock: abstract painting (No. 61 (Rust and Blue) 1953)
Author: Clio
Title: The J-Word
Pairing: American Idol: Ryan Seacrest/Simon Cowell
Rating: NC-17
Summary: While Simon doesn't really mind Ryan baring his teeth at any and all rivals, perhaps some reassurance is in order.
Length: 1800 words
Disclaimer: People sort of own themselves, right? Which means this is a work of fiction.
Notes: Inspired by Ryan's season of claiming behavior. Huge thanks to [livejournal.com profile] lillijulianne and [livejournal.com profile] ali_wildgoose for looking this over.


'You need to know what you're risking when you stand next to me like this.'  )
the_water_clock: abstract painting (No. 61 (Rust and Blue) 1953)
Author: Clio
Title: Simon Loves Me (This Week)
Pairing: American Idol: Ryan Seacrest/Simon Cowell
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Simon's got that X-factor—that's the problem.
Length: 350 words, so really a ficlet.
Disclaimer: People sort of own themselves, don't they? Which means this is a work of fiction.
Notes:[livejournal.com profile] dana_kujan IM'd me during Tuesday night's ALW show when she saw Carly's t-shirt and said I should write a story with this title. Ryan kissing Simon the next night gave me the idea. Thanks to [livejournal.com profile] ali_wildgoose and [livejournal.com profile] lillijulianne for giving it the once-over.


Not that Leona Lewis doesn't look a little like David Coverdale, but still. )
the_water_clock: abstract painting (No. 61 (Rust and Blue) 1953)
Author: Clio
Title: Bound
Pairing: American Idol: Ryan Seacrest/Simon Cowell
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Simon just isn't getting it, and Ryan is frustrated, so he decides to get through to Simon by non-verbal means.
Length: 3300 words
Disclaimer: People sort of own themselves, don't they? Which means this is a work of fiction.
Notes: So two different people (maybe, it's anon so it's hard to tell) requested "dirty dirty power play with top!Ryan and bottom!Simon" on a recent American Idol kink meme. I don't know about you, but I can't get Simon to the bottom of the driveway in a drabble, much less a power play. Takes place this past Friday, the day after the party for Ryan's April 2008 Details cover, and makes reference to Simon's newly sculpted torso.
Ryan references something Chris Richardson said in part 5 of my story High Art, and Simon references Peanuts. Epigram as attributed.

'I thought we settled this, but you can't get it through that thick skull of yours.'  )
the_water_clock: abstract painting (No. 61 (Rust and Blue) 1953)
Author: Clio
Title: I Can't Think Straight
Pairing: American Idol: Ryan Seacrest/Simon Cowell
Rating: PG
Summary: Ryan Seacrest has a cold.
Length: 1700 words
Disclaimer: People sort of own themselves, don't they? Which means this is a work of fiction.
Notes: Thanks to [livejournal.com profile] lillijulianne and [livejournal.com profile] allysonsedai for the awesome betas and for the usual reassuring noises, even though in many ways nothing actually happens in this story. (Then again, I feel that way about most of my stories, so YMMV.)
This story was previously titled "No Way of Turning."

'I had a nice dream,' Ryan said.  )
the_water_clock: abstract painting (No. 61 (Rust and Blue) 1953)
Author: Clio
Title: Dog and Butterfly
Pairing: American Idol: Blake Lewis/Chris Richardson
Rating: PG
Summary: Chris is happy to come to New York for Blake, but how is he supposed to do something about Blake's hatred of New Year's Eve if the schedule won't even let them be together at midnight?
Length: 1300 words
Disclaimer: People sort of own themselves, don't they? Which means this is a work of fiction.
Notes: We have less than 24 hours left of 2007, so time for a New Year fic. In the same 'verse as the Rymon/Cake High Art. Chris sings lines from "One for my Baby" and "What Are You Doing New Year's Eve." Thanks to [livejournal.com profile] allysonsedai for the beta!

'Fucking amateur night,' Blake said. )

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